Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk
by One plus 2 July 20, 2017
Get the Platypusmug. by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
Get the sneaky platypusmug. Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025
Get the Social platypusmug. A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.
by notastain April 26, 2010
Get the Platypus stainmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!
by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018
Get the Platypus Vaginamug. by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
Get the Shoemuffle Platypusmug.