she is the most funny smart and moody girl I've ever met. she can make me smile by just looking at me she has the most beautiful teeth they match her face so well shes mine. to whoever is seeing this. shes ems always and forever no matter what. shes my first everything except kiss but shes just so wonderful. i love her so so so so much - your first love, Em.
by ineedlovelove June 15, 2022
Ricardinho Pitt is the name of the legend, that there is somewhere in this world a man so manly, so alpha male and so beautiful that he can penetrate woman's vulvas just by thinking about it. Legend says, he has the highest body count the world has ever seen, making Rasputin look like an absolute amateur.
His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.
This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.
His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.
This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.
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A man by the name of Denny little, got the hit record with his big boner. He batted a 9.00 the only time he got out was from a broken pp after he came on his monitor
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