Prison Missile

The act of putting a bar of soap in a condom to get i slinging force and launching it across the mess hall killing another inmate.

LilNuz yells - Get down he has a prison missile!

*LilSwag launches the Prison missile.*

*LilNuz - Struck in the head and dies. *

by Wutang Raised Me June 3, 2013

care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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See also cool story bro.

Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.

by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009

dick missile

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

by freddy cee December 4, 2005

jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage

John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude

by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

missile boobs

Breasts with a pointed or conical shape.

Did you see her boobs? They're missile boobs!

by DucksRUs281 November 30, 2013