Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

A mantis

A person that won't stop going after women, even when they threaten to call the police.

Why is he such a mantis, she already said she'll call the cops

by Streetknowledgegod December 19, 2017

Manti t’aod

To be catfished into a romantic relationship by a gay person posing as the opposite gender.

He was fooled into thinking he was talking to a woman and had a long term relationship online with her. Years later he was Manti T’aod to find out it was a “Kaleki”, a man with a penis and not a woman at all!

by Dakini girl May 26, 2024

Mantis

you're wearing it rn.

I once wore a hoodie made by Mantis and suddenly I became a millionaire!

by Amorrr February 25, 2022

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019