juno

a man who was mad, he knew he’d been had. he shot at the sun. he shot as wily only friend.

juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friend.

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall

by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024

Juno

1.The guy from the song “ruler of everything” by tally hall. In the first verse of the song, it is stated that he “shot at the sun with a gun” because he was mad (and he “knew he’d been had”).

2. Juno is also the guy from Chonny Jash’s cover of ruler of everything, in which he does the exact same thing. People often call heart, a character from the album, Juno because with the context of the tally hall version, the voices in the song, and other songs in the album, it is implied that heart was the one who shot at the sun.

“Juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun”
-Ruler of Everything - Tally hall

by hetalia0 June 7, 2024

Milo and Juno

Milo and Juno represent a couple who are deeply in love.

Yuki: Look at those two.

Tako: They look so in love.
Evie: They are such a Milo and Juno!

by Guywithnoname July 15, 2024

Juno

A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.

Juno is an amazing person.
I know right?

by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025

Juno

A strange humanoid creature that likes to lurk in discord servers, if approached it will make strange ‘grrrr’ noises to act intimidating but often fails. Because of its below average intelligence tricking the beast is easy. You can sense a Juno from miles away because of its horrendous toxic smell.

Wow I can’t believe Juno has never taken a shower before.

by Sayorichan April 11, 2024

Juno

A humanoid alien creature that lurks in discord servers, this creature stinks so much that you can smell one from hundreds of miles away. The creatures mating call is that of a “grrr” noise that they often make, be warned the Juno is extremely toxic and will annoy you.

Wow I can’t believe Juno hasn’t been banned yet

by Sayorichan April 12, 2024