Juno

Shoots at the sun, had been had

“Yo was Juno mad?”
“Yeah, he was had so he shot at the sun with a gun.”

by TallyRoom May 8, 2023

Juno

A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.

Juno is an amazing person.
I know right?

by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025

Juno

It's a name used for describing a person, doesn't matter if their name is actually Juno or not, who will be always lovable to someone and will stay there for them.

Person A: But you're such a Juno.. I love you <3
Person B: Thank you so much, I love you too <3

by Alawapr July 26, 2022

Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall

by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024

Juno

Juno is now officially the best name in the world.

"What is the best name?"
"My cat is named Juno and it suits her fine, so let's have juno"

by WorshipStana666 June 1, 2022

Juno

A strange humanoid creature that likes to lurk in discord servers, if approached it will make strange ‘grrrr’ noises to act intimidating but often fails. Because of its below average intelligence tricking the beast is easy. You can sense a Juno from miles away because of its horrendous toxic smell.

Wow I can’t believe Juno has never taken a shower before.

by Sayorichan April 11, 2024

Juno

Juno is an amazing person! Anyone would be lucky to be friends with a girl like her. She’s kind, funny, STUNNING, and probably gay. JUNO IS AMAZING!!!!!

Person 1: did you meet Juno?
Person 2: Yeah! She’s literally the best person I’ve ever met!

by Matchahhahahah October 30, 2023