by Casecase67 August 30, 2017
A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.
by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 03, 2019
A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.
Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.
by QuinnRaven January 11, 2020
Jordan is the amazing cute guy and he is caring and loving and sticks up for his friends and treats his gfs like they are everything.
by Skskddirejfidwjnfi3j2 sn December 21, 2016
The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3
by ~ Bbygirl March 08, 2016
a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl
wow, look at that jordan
by gobulls4432 May 25, 2011