WOOLLETT-ITIS

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
by Suck a Fkwit July 25, 2023
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Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis
by wn[r9einv[9i May 20, 2011
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Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 19, 2021
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Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.
by DoctorR December 30, 2011
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Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has (or what is considered) to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.
"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"
by Sir Rodger Dodger January 25, 2021
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Fortnite-itis

A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7
This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis
by Fortniteboi69 November 07, 2018
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TheOffice-itis

When you have excessive attachment to The Office show
I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.
by ILoveMichaelScott September 10, 2018
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