In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
by Doombot! September 17, 2015
Get the Junk goalmug. by donelflow March 23, 2022
Get the Notch Goalsmug. by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016
Get the Squad Goalsmug. A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.
Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"
Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"
Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"
by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011
Get the Goal Postmug. "I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"
"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"
"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"
by MagicBus October 22, 2009
Get the Thomas Goalmug. Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.
by bobradio May 7, 2010
Get the field goalmug. A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.
Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
by raging cunt August 8, 2016
Get the squad goalsmug.