green

The act of replacing adequate supplies of convenient things with inadequate supplies of inconvenient substitutes, while using the environment as an excuse. Initially, the "green" movement was noble and had strong principles, but the movement has degraded into a eco-social means of making people feel guilty enough to spend more money.

"Now that our office has gone green, how come I can't find a coffee cup any more?!?"

by Sir Dwizzle August 12, 2012

Green

Someone who's your green basically is like what oxygen is to humans, is like what sunlight is to plants, is like what water is to fishes, is like the blood in your veins. <3

"so how have you both been so far?"
"Man I cant tell, she's just like my entire green!! I love her like craayzy!!!!"

by Jim haplert November 9, 2020

green

Punnish title indicating someone with a false authority on "slang".

Etymology: Jonathon Green, famous British lexicographer of slang, who says the Urban Dictionary is amateur hour for slang artists.

He thought he was a slang pro, but he was just green.

by nerfo May 5, 2011

Green

An unknown person who, based on their appearance, seems to be rich.

Look at the outfit, you know she's green.

by FLinSC February 8, 2010

Green

A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.

Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

greening it

When you smoke so much wee your body rejects it and you start vomiting uncontrollably

Dude she was greening it so hard last night

by Girl420 April 8, 2015

Green

Originating from Miami Florida the term “green” is used to describe somone who has done something that would be unfavorable.

That nigga AJ “green” as fuck.. he sold that boy a gram of detergent

Person 1: Raymond stole headphones from deandre crib...

Person 2: Damn he “green” fa dat.

by AssMan1987 August 31, 2018