gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

car gar zar

Some bullshit my Spanish teacher came up with

Definition: car gar zar
Los verbos de car, gar, zar.

Car, gar, zar brought to you by el preterito

The c turns to qu. The g turns to gu. The z turns to c

by the man ivan December 3, 2021

Gar

Gar has various meanings but most commonly used as an insult meaning gay retard.

Many people between ages of 12-14 use this word to insult people through the use of text messages.

Hey Stanley you know max he’s gar

by Distinguished December 15, 2020

Gar

Used to deserve a male that is incredibly idiotic. The type of person who constantly puts their foot in their own mouth.

That dude is always doing things that only hurt himself, he’s such a gar.

by UberGeek420 March 7, 2022

2-gar night

When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting

Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

gar

means cat. short for kiggar.

mxlestxble gar
forgot

by evilrape January 29, 2022

Galaxy gar

The world's first and only paperless, wrapless cannabis cigar or cannagar. No wrap, only flower, concentrates and Kief.

That galaxy gar got me so faded!

by Redplayswithfire September 6, 2019