Voluntary Friendzone

Putting yourself in the friend zone before you make an ass out of yourself

Guy: So Bob, have you made a move on Jessica yet?
Guy #2: Nope I put myself in the voluntary friendzone

by SpicyBlackKid April 19, 2018

friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.

To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.

by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016

perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017

Friendzone Herpes

When A guy/girl That will not leave you alone is causing the root of all your problems.

"He wont leave me alone! And my mother thinks were dating now. My friends are leaving me , and so did my significant other." " Sounds like you've got Friendzone Herpes."

by CannibalismIsMySpecialty February 28, 2016

Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.

Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.

by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017

Gay Best Friendzone

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.

"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"

by spidey801 May 17, 2014

Bridging the Friendzone Gap

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.

Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?

Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.

Ramie: But you don't like her?

Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.

Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?

Rupert: No.

by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012