:(FAP

when someone cannot type to save their life. I misspelling of LMFAO.

Dude your a :(FAP you can't type.

by solking January 20, 2008

Fap

A liquid-like, male reproductive substance.

Did you see 'Crispy' come out of the glory hole stall of the restroom, he was smiling and dripping head to toe in white gooey fap... How distasteful.

by FapMaster. February 17, 2011

fap

In the white wolf live-action roleplay (larp) or tabletop game "Vampire: the Masquerade," FAP is an acronym for the combination of three extremely potent vampiric combat powers: Fleetness, Aegis, and Puissance. The game is designed such that most characters should never possess all three powers, but in practice many gamers/larpers who desire excessive power will find ways to acquire them all (see powergamer, and some of the definitions under twink).

"Don't go after Jimmy's character, that powergamer/twink has FAP."

by Artation September 12, 2007

Fap

Great

Fappy, Fap-tastic, fap-ulous

by Allison nicole January 17, 2009

fap

didn't know about the masterbation association of this word!
I thought it was heard mostly in the work area
Fucking
Attitude
Problem

boy is she touchy after that meeting- FAP

by Cynthia Moore September 09, 2007

fap

beating your meat so hard that everything feels fucking deadly

oh imma go fap on friday

by haha123433 May 11, 2018

FAP

fast action participation

FAP at work. Everyone is FAPPING at work

by HillDank November 06, 2017