emu

a group of emos

look at that emu wow

by buttcrack87 October 2, 2025

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Emu

Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.

This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".

User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."

Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.

by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025

Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

emu style

A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.

Edgar’s favorite position was naturally emu style.

by Sara Desiree Renee August 13, 2024

emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head

Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.

by luvsemu April 26, 2016