Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
Get the Chameleon Linemug. Vibe chameleons are people who can shift and adapt the vibes of a vast group of people, topics, and interests. In essence, they can code switch and appeal to a variety of groups by successfully matching the vibes and interests of those groups. It doesn’t matter how deep their knowledge is on a particular topic but it does help. People might call Vibe Chameleons posers but some consider them social geniuses.
Connor is a Vibe Chameleon bro. He was just on a private jet headed to a panel to speak about AI and then I saw him eating ribs at Bludso's.
by sh3lllz August 19, 2024
Get the Vibe Chameleonmug. by mygsidolkick September 4, 2019
Get the Aesthetic Chameleonmug. That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.
Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."
by wolfishmass November 25, 2023
Get the Culinary Chameleonmug. View chameleon changed her name to sound more accepting amongst her fake coworkers and defied her true bigot self.
by Chippy Chief September 22, 2022
Get the Chameleonmug. by Ekker October 3, 2023
Get the Chameleonmug. by Secretingredientisfuck May 7, 2016
Get the Chameleonmug.