When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. by AndiB July 10, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. Captin America: Yoooo Thanos has that long behind spaghetti chin ‼️
Iron Man: That’s definitely Thanos man
Iron Man: That’s definitely Thanos man
by UrMomGay_13 April 27, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. He is a big fat purple ball,look for some colored rocks,that likes to suck on Avenger dick,and wants to snap his little mitt.
Thanos is gay.
by Popabdbq February 24, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin
thanos is a big gay
by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.
by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021
Get the Thanosmug. rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Get the Thanosmug.