Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Textagenic

It’s a word used to describe someone’s texting habits . If a person sucks at texting, like they don’t reply after hours or the following day, they’re NOT Textagenic Bad Texter. However, they ARE Textagenic if hey reply almost instantly Good Texter

Matt sucks at texting, I guess he’s just not textagenic.

by Kenvee Lim October 31, 2019

textraneous

a textbook you're supposed to buy for a class but never end up using

etymology: textbook + extraneous = textraneous

I'm not buying any textbooks for this class until we're a few weeks into the semester. I have a feeling we're not going to use all of them and I'm not throwing away money on textraneous books

by PajamaSutra December 26, 2020

Texterity

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

Textmess

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation

I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.

by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

Bottom Text

A phrase usually at the bottom of unfinished macro memes, more commonly found in ironic formats where it's left there intentionally.

Guy 1 : Dude, did you get that bottom text meme I sent you last night?

Guy 2 : What the fuck, how is this even remotely funny?

Guy 1 : You just don't get it, it's a self aware meme!

Guy 2 : Shut up, this is why no one talks to you.

by woodoot January 16, 2017

Text Stinge

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.

ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"

by JayMcee June 16, 2010