Technology

The thing you're using right now. Whether it's a phone/tablet, a computer, or some console like an Xbox One or a PlayStation 4. Maybe even handheld like a PlayStation Vita or a 3DS. Maybe it's a more obscure (and terrible) console like 3DO or a PX 3600 (look them up, they exist). Whatever it is, it's technology. Seriously, go outside and get some sun. If you're on The Urban Dictionary, it's not like you're looking for definition that isn't sexual. You're probably bored and looking for something to do. Plus, i'm pretty sure you already goddamn know what technology is. Go outside. Take a walk. It could do some good.

Me: Hey, grandpa, wanna see my WiiU?
Grandpa: How does this newfangled technology work!?!

by CPGames June 11, 2018

anti-technologyness

The ability for an individual to cause all forms of technology to malfunction

My anti-technologyness caused my computer to inexplicably shut down.

by TehOwl June 2, 2009

Sandwich Technology School

A place where seagulls shit everywhere, full of wannabe roadmen and everyone stinks of weed 24/7. It’s just a school full of fuckin retards who struggle to add 4 + 3 together and wonder why they walk out with 2s and 3s for gcse.

Sandwich technology school, yeh wouldn’t go there personally

by Hacker256 February 25, 2020

Deistic Technology

Deistic Technology is a name used to refer to all technologies theorized, developed and created with the goal of search for extraphysical (spiritual) existence and life, such as for other technodeist and scientific deist goals.

"Deistic technology is going to become a requirement for start the scientific deist search for spiritual life and existence."

"The deistic technology idea shows that it's possible to put scientific deism in practice, even it would be necessary some years or even decades until the search for spiritual existence and life start."

by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021

Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."

I won the case by using legal technology.

by digim0n5 June 26, 2021

black technology

Technology that is secret

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022

ancient technology

any piece of tech dated before 2012

-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"

by TheDannyG March 30, 2023