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Target Practice 

When you are wearing a pad and you are unsure of whether or not the menstrual flow is hitting the pad properly, so you adjust the positioning of your vagina to ensure proper target alignment (aka the blood is going on the pad and NOT your pants).
Oh man...it totally feels like my pad is off to the side...TARGET PRACTICE!!!
Target Practice by Strabismus April 13, 2010
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Target Emo 

Someone who comes to school with Airwalk shoes, skinny jeans they got with their mom while she was buying frozen waffles, and a baggy sweatshirt, usually having dragons on it. They always have their hair in their face, and got it cut at Perfect Look.
Omg. He thinks his Airwalks make him bad ass. He's such a Target Emo.
Target Emo by Emehleh October 17, 2008

Target friend 

A person which you see, know you want to be friends with, and set about befriending.
That kid Jeremy was so funny last night. I think he might be a target friend, I'd really like to get to know him.
Target friend by lacoste0708 November 9, 2010

Target High 

The high you feel after leaving Target. You feel like you have everything you need; you're invincible.
Sally: I had a Target High today after buying a ton of new soap and shampoo. I couldn't wait to take a shower!
Joe: You're wierd...
Sally: I guess it's a girl thing.

Bob: Dude, I was Target High today because I bought a soccer ball and some bacon. The soccer balls smelled like leather and I had 7 strips of bacon right when I got home.
Amanda: That's strange.

Target Practice 

While your big breasted girl friend lays on her back you aim your jiz for her open mouth, hitting her titts and face is acceptable.
Dude my girl makes for the perfect Target Practice
Target Practice by ID226 March 17, 2017

target man 

A target man, otherwise referred to as a target boy by ZigicHeader is a tall attacking player in a football team who wins bare aerial duals and scores many bullet headers. The greatest target man of all time is Nikola Zigic
Nikola Zigic is most definitely the greatest target man of all time
target man by ZigicHeader November 17, 2017

target pratice 

Finishing move from sex or mastibation inwhich the act of precise aim during climax. Usally aimed at a womens chest stomach or ass.

Facial, pearl necklace, money shot, would all be the results of target practice.
I like to pull it out at the last second and use her tits for target pratice.
target pratice by MCCA March 18, 2007