Tanner

A big fucking faggot that has gay sex in the school bathrooms. He sucks dick for $5 and will gladly eat any guy's ass that comes along.
"Ew, look at that Tanner over there, disgusting."
by Cowbelly110 July 09, 2017
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A typical douche bag name, typical to a skinny guy who thinks he's funny. A major tiddler.
by TMac TMac December 24, 2011
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Verb: to cut/burn/mangle/destory an object.
I tannered the fuck out of my hand last night when I landed in the bonfire.
by Digitalcommunist April 30, 2009
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(Hall) A dumb, dick of a man who loves being the centre of attention. He lies, cheats, and is arrogant beyond belief. He finds the slightest reason to tell you that you are wrng and he will exploit it to his own benefit, making you seem like the worst person in the world.

(Hall2) A sniveling bastard that cant seem to think that holding his girl's hand is even appropriate, though they've been dating over a period of 3 months.

(Hall3) Pretends to be your friend. Then, as soon as you leave, talks with the stupid preps who have nothing better to do than just sit around and spread untrue rumours.

(Hall4) A generally unlikeably whore.

(Hall5) Young male that cant reach your hip who is consistantly mistaken for a gay male. Homophobic. And racist, not to mention sexist, and will condemn anyone to hell who is against his own beliefs.
1.) See him? Yeah. That's the kid. *Kid gets beat up a second later*

2.) He won't even hold her hand! That's just... so immature.

3.) Friend 1: Have you been saying I'm a bitch?

Friend 2: No...?

Friend 1: Cause I heard Tanner...

Friend 2: Dude, don't listent to that fag, he can't tell a gold coin from a sack of shit.

4.) He's such a little whore!!

5.) Girl: Dont' listen to him. He doesn't even believe in God himself.

Gay guy: Ok...
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Someone who thinks he/she is so cool, when really they are just a pathetic loser who thinks if he asks out every girl (or guy) in the school that someone has to say "yes". He thinks way to much of himself. Also, treats his girlfriends/boyfriends like pieces of trash. No one respects him except for his homies and groupies, and if he is walking around he HAS to be holding his "balls" otherwise he does not feel like himself.

Also see wannabe, Wangster, and douchebag
Wow, look at that guy over there! He listens to the "Worst" music. Did he just ask out ANOTHER girl? He is such a Tanner!

Also see wannabe and Wangster
by Goaliegirl October 11, 2009
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An individual who is oddly hilarious while simultaneously being near unlovable, driving all people, especially females, away while being an all around horrible human being.
Man, I feel bad for Tanner, he seems sad and unloved.
Don’t feel bad it’s Tanner
Oh yea
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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Self obsesed, whore who cant keep his dick in his pants because of his self enveloped idea that everyone wants him. when in fact he is only as useful to women as a blow up doll. He tends to have problems when a girl doesnt like him and doesnt understand the meaning of no. even when said in 10 different languages.
GINGER (yet no soul)
he would make a great famous person because he likes to get with girls and have one timers.
yea he turned out to be a tottal tanner status
by amilliondollarbabe July 28, 2011
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