tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 01, 2018
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Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.
I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.
by N1T3AL November 29, 2020
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Tallahassee Goodbye

Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.
Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.
by maG1Cm0nk3Y November 05, 2021
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Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox
by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 01, 2023
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Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 28, 2025
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 28, 2025
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