Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

Tallahassee Triple Crown

There are 3 colleges/Universities in Tallahassee. FSU, FAMU, and TCC. The Tallahassee Triple Crown is where you have sex with a girl from each school in one academic semester.

After finishing the FAMU leg of the Tallahassee Triple Crown, Blake could finally focus on finals week.

by BSuperior January 11, 2013

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a cooling sensation upon your dick in the deeeep south

Chet punished Mo’s asshole with a Tallahassee icepick

by Diego José July 19, 2022

tallahassee trebuchet

It's a hot day, blowjob is on the menu. You tuck the marbles behind the hind. Full stretch. Seconds before the juice gets loose you release, slap underneath the chin. Concussion protocol

She's not lookin too good, hit her with the Tallahassee trebuchet. Getting her a helmet for christmas.

by Smilin Tonto January 15, 2023

Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids

Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022