serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

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sherfuscate

A person who conspires to confuse or muddy the waters in relation to discussions relating to the U.Ks energy needs and will not accept the extent to which they themselves or others rely on oil and gas.obfuscatemake obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.

On a freezing cold windless winters night the Country was relying heavily on gas to supply its electricity and heating. An advocate of intermittent renewable energy poasted a comment to sherfuscate the issue by saying that the next day will have a few hours of solar energy and maybe a chance of wind to put forward their argument that a miniscule amount of power produced by said renewables can supply all the needs of the Country.

by Lion of UK Energy July 8, 2018

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