sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Sweaty Wiggins

A gross, filthy mess of a human being. Especially relevant in medtech worlds.

"Dude, did you see that guy?"

"Yeah, he was gross. A total Sweaty Wiggins."

by Rockstar107 August 16, 2016

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

Sweaty Nerd

someone who trys way too hard to get high kill games and wins in fortnite, basically ruin the game for everyone just trying to have fun.

will rush you, build on yo ass, and get the luckiest 1 pump possible ruining your whole game

will stay home from school for weeks just to get good at building in playground mode.

pretty good if they are your friends cause they can carry you to the dub, but otherwise they annoying as hell

sweaty nerd = Nathan

"OMG that sweaty nerd Nathan kid is still at home playing fortnite, jeez Louise he's a tryhard"

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV October 28, 2018

Sweaty Wilson

With a sweaty palm, slap the victim's face/back/chest in order to leave a mark resembling Tom Hanks' friend Wilson from the movie "Cast Away".

Did you see the Sweaty Wilson I gave him in the locker room?

by aruhl928 January 23, 2010

Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010