Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction”

Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.

by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018

sydney swans

The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.

Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.

by Swans Premiers '08 March 20, 2008

swan song

the last act or manifestation of someone or something; farewell appearance.

It was the team's swan song to end their season by winning the championship.

by tbible November 29, 2003

swan dive

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

by VegaTDM October 29, 2007

Dying swan

An overly dramatic female who believes (or is attempting to convince others) they are dying from a usually minor ailment. An expert user of Dr Google, and calling ambulances for transport to hospital, when they have adequate private transport. Able to use a phone to take selfies, whilst complaining of (>/= 15/10) pain to any health/medical professional willing to listen. Usually found in the foetal position, crying with an item (e.g. hand, blanket or clothing) covering their face, whilst talking on the phone. More dramatic then a 2yr old mid tantrum. The female equivalent to the boy who cried wolf...but more exaggerated emotional behaviour.

We have a dying swan in the waiting room. Came via ambulance. Cannot walk due to a productive cough. Believes she is suffering from a life threatening condition.

by Diane Swan July 03, 2017

Black Swan

A masterpiece , an art created by BTS

ARMY 1 : Did you see the Black Swan performance at MMA 2020..my god it was so beautiful!!!
ARMY 2: Yes I did! That Jikook moment in the performance was the best thing that happened in 2020!!! 💜 💜

by Loki approves Johnlock February 06, 2021

Velvet Swan

A woman so mystical she represents a creature never seen by man.

Did you see that girl? She looked like a Velvet Swan.

by Charlie1243 April 11, 2011