rasputin's surprise

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

uggo surprise

When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.

Man, my jeans were getting tight until she turned around and BAM, uggo surprise.

by radium81 October 15, 2008

Shia Surprise

When someone you thought died in a show is suddenly back

What a Shia Surprise! I didn't expect that!

by tomAtotomato January 5, 2015

6am surprise

Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.

"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

surprise kiss

Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.

Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.

by Andonis, Giana, Miles and Arielle January 27, 2008

Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.

The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

cincinnati surprise

v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise

by kdlfnglkdnf April 27, 2006