Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
by Tounge of Colicab August 23, 2008
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
by conceppie August 14, 2011
a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............
by ham ham December 28, 2004
by purple knight June 15, 2010
Used similar to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, something favorable, or something surprising. Sometimes used with a certain context to express more complex feelings.
by Gordon Beaver November 28, 2007
by Hammy Goldstine February 05, 2008
by SJW666 October 07, 2011