Stingray Magician

The future is now!

Yo look at that stingray magician, (kid gets punched in face) other kid, THE FUTURE IS NOW!

by Captain Maldoon January 4, 2010

strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"

Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."

by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021

petting the stingray

Fingering a woman with your middle & index fingers.

Her vajayjay was really wet when I was petting the stingray.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 16, 2015

strongsad

strongbad's brother who is very sad most of the time (well... all the time). He also has a great memery of young strongbad.

(found at homestarrunner.com)

strongbad: "All I can say is... strongsad's adopted." Strongsad: "Thats not ture!"

by Ant December 23, 2003

stingray

A '63-'76 Chevrolet Corvette. Also known as a "midyear." The midyear 'Vettes were based on the Mako Shark dream car (released in '61), which shared many of its lines with Bill Mitchell's Stingray race car. The '67 Vettes, especially the ones with 427 mills and "stinger" hoods, are considered by many to be the finest combination of looks and performance ever produced by Detroit.

Even though the body was the same until '82, they stopped calling it the Stingray after '76.

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

stingray

When you pull your nutsack taught over your tecticles and penis in an upward motion, enclosing the entire genital organ with skin.

Jess thought it would be funny to scare his mother by showing her his stingray. He tugged at his nutsack hard, until his balls and meat were completely covered. His pants dropped to his knees and his mother stared in awe at his amazing stingray.

by John McDonagh April 23, 2003

Stingray

Given that stingrays have two soft flaps on either side and a hole in the middle, the word 'stingray' is a viable euphemism for the female genitalia, assuming that the flaps would correspond to the labia, and the hole would correspond to the vagina.

I first put this euphemism to use after my girlfriend and I went to the zoo. She went to the stingray-petting exhibit and I couldn't control my immature glee. Later, I masturbated her so that we could both change our Facebook statuses to inform the world of our love for petting stingrays.

1. Woman, I'll pet your stingray all night long.

by Sub30ms August 6, 2007