intellectual stoner

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.

My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.

by jovato May 12, 2003

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

stoner sketti

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

by therealskeeter October 22, 2006

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

social stoner

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.

Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."

by All State 1B March 2, 2014

Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011