Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

Stoop

adjective
(Stuup)

A shorter, yet effective word for "Stupid". Adds more emphasis, while getting to the point.

"Hey mark, is 2+2+5?"

"No john, its 4, stoop."

by Cacahead100 March 20, 2020

stoops

stoops is a shorter version of stupid and is often used in slang created by two young gs from the ends

are you stoops fam what u doing

stop moving stoops fam

by uncleeater66 July 30, 2022

Stoop

Short for 'stupendous'; lit, amazing, cool, or neat

"That party last night was stoop!"

by Bazlle Owl September 15, 2018

Stoops

when somebody says and or does something really stupid or unreasonable

Sheila said that France was a State.

Cory said shes (stoops)

by onyx_x5 December 19, 2013

Stoop

Another word for stupid but in a much nicer way. But you sound retarded saying so.... say it at your own risk.

Person 1- (person 2) you're a stoop

Person 2- Lol what? Nobody asked

by Catinabath February 27, 2021

stoop

when a someone or something is acting stupid

Jamie said, “I have to study for the geometry test tomorrow!”

Elena replied, “No you stoop! the test is on Friday!”

by punkie_07 October 9, 2019