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You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
by ... September 2, 2004
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Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.
Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.
by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012
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buke storm

The act of bukkake; a veritable typhoon of sploogey precipitation upon the face and/or noggin of a female
The group of spry, young whippersnappers unleashed a furious buke storm upon Shirley with little warning beforehand.
by Meatzloaf December 29, 2007
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Desert Storm

*a drier version of the Cleveland Steamer

Sitting on your partners chest and pushing out a flatulence you were saving just for them.
Hey Baby, I hope you brought your respirator because you're about to enter a desert storm.
by WordPlay73 March 8, 2015
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shorm

noun: (shore-mm)

Someone who is more than your friend or family. Someone who could hold a knife to your throat or a gun to your head without causing you the slightest worry. Someone you'd die for and even kill for, but who would do anything in their power to keep you from having to do so.
I was showing Laura one of my swords and without warning swung it at her neck stopping half an inch away, yet she didn't so much as flinch. Laura is my shorm.
by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005
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storm-trinitese

A series of pathological lies or outrageous claims told to improve the tellers image. In some cases, the lies are believed by the liar, making the statements more convincing.
"Don't believe a single things Megan tells you about being a doctor or successful fashion designer. Its all a load of storm-trinitese."
by Summer.Trent May 17, 2009
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stormey

I love my Stormey
by Stormey December 21, 2016
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