Stephanie Meyer

The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.

Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.

by Failurebitch January 7, 2019

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Stephenist

White subpar-wine-toting racist that doesn't think they are. From the example of Stephen Amell where you think racial profiling a child is "logical" and anyone who is offended by your messy take on social and religious issues is an "idiot". Also firm believer that "all lives matter" isn't missing the point.

Usually highly self involved to conceal massive levels of insecurity.

Brown people make bombs
That's very Stephenist of you.

by Notastevestan August 29, 2018

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Stephanne

Stephannes are beautiful, sexy goddesses . They usually possess high levels of athletic ability and are fast runners. They stand out in a crowd because of their beauty and high intelligence. Stephannes are easy to talk to because they are great listers and have smart advice. Stephannes tend to like the color purple and poor quality football teams. They are a one in a million and if you know one consider yourself very fortunate

That girl I was talking to yesterday at work is perfect. She must be a stephanne

by Steelerfan43 December 13, 2018

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Stephenistic

One who thinks they are better than everyone when they clearly are not

That kid is so stephenistic he thinks he is going to win everytime

by 20’ paupack May 29, 2019

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Stephanny

The most beautiful, intelligent and funniest woman alive. Her looks often get compared to that of Aphrodite and she has a smile capable of stopping a man's heart. There is no one quite like Stephanny.

She is the most beautiful woman in the world, she is definitely a Stephanny.

by ZVC May 2, 2020

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