Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
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Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
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Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
by westynator May 22, 2015
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PakiBenchud Standoff

Where a group of friends all projectile vomit in eachothers mouth after a night of drinking. This is usually performed in a sequence
“Woah Marcus, Jayde, Blake and Kyle were all involved in a PAKIBENCHUD STANDOFF
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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 14, 2017
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Winchester Standoff

Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.
Sam and Dean are usually involved in a Winchester Standoff with each other.
by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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