Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

Staifreak

Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm”
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)

“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???

“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”

by Staifreak July 1, 2018

staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009

Staffacockle

The most versatile of insults. Use it in place of any other insult. Staffacockle is generaly used when you want to end an argument or prove a point. All in all, staffacockle is the Chuck Norris of insults.

Steve: Dude Kevin you suck!
Kevin: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Steve: Go suck a staffacockle!

by Xtralife April 27, 2011

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

stafano

A bad assistance mother fucker who is better than you.

Man that boy is a real Stafano.

by Such true February 27, 2017

saifan

A short guy that knows to kiss girls he knows he could kiss. His pretty short,but will become really tall when he reaches his 16.(saifan) is a really valuable friend

You could name him MVF to describe him and show. (saifan) will reach the top and have a comfortable life. So be lucky to know him in his short time periode if he still his. (saifan) his muslim and have a some sexy brezilian wife. Take care of that temporally shorty and wait for his rise.

You want to be like (saifan) when you grow up

by VR007 March 9, 2018