Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price

Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions

by Mrstonks January 28, 2021

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

deep-sea squeeze

A vigorous hand-job that is given or received underwater

-That was a good deep-sea squeeze
-lets try a deep-sea squeeze

by y33t September 26, 2017

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

Squeeze Theorem

The natural phenomenon observed when one eats a burger or similar bun-based food, squeezing the bun too hard, forcing the burger to slowly eject itself from between the buns. If this process continues, the user may be forced to consume purely burger and no bun, leaving the user with solely buns and toppings.

Some possible causes include:

-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc

If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.

"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"

by alaska st33v June 18, 2009