The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
Get the chump squeezemug. An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.
"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"
by weird fact November 4, 2014
Get the shriver squeezemug. Traditionally refers to an accordian, but if you don't know what an accordian is you can use the word to describe some really good pussy.
1. Weird Al Yankovic is a proficient squeeze-box player.
2. Damn, son. Amanda's pussy almost broke my dick off last night. She has one hell of a squeeze-box.
2. Damn, son. Amanda's pussy almost broke my dick off last night. She has one hell of a squeeze-box.
by StarCaptain April 4, 2009
Get the squeeze-boxmug. by mvl September 11, 2003
Get the squeeze a meatballmug. Derived from "main squeeze" meaning the person you most frequently have relations with. Therefore. this person is not your "Main Squeeze" but your "Side Squeeze." Could also be derived from "Getting some on the side."
by gregsky October 5, 2009
Get the Side Squeezemug. Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
by Martin Raba September 1, 2008
Get the squeeze memug. The person who you have your primary romantic/sexual relationship with, although you also see others casually.
I spent Friday night with my main squeeze after seeing that chick I sometimes mess around with in the afternoon.
by PolyGirlie October 14, 2003
Get the Main Squeezemug.