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squeeza

It's a Fanagalo word (language that developed in the minefields of South Africa) meaning sister-in-law.

But it can be used as a loose term to refer to a female friend or acquaintance. Maybe even your girlfriend.
"aita squeeza, lets go catch a movie"
by jefry January 15, 2008
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Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.
I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.
by foofyfoo April 6, 2009
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Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
I could use a lemon squeezer.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
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squeezing an orange

The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.
Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!
by IceLore July 23, 2003
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Squeezy

The legendary word created by the Asian Legend Psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. Can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.
Boy Scout: Dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.

Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?

Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?

Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.

Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.

Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.

Anything Jackie Chan Does
by Psqueezy July 20, 2013
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Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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Anal Squeeze

The movement of the bowels while making #2, it could also be used as an insult
Dude1:"Man my ass hurts from that anal squeeze...."

Dude2:"anal what?"
by Anal Squeeze August 12, 2009
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