Squeedily Spooch

Irken Organ, found near the Irken heart.

"Auugh! My squeedily spooch!"

by h*r/gir fan December 21, 2003

squee

1. A character in two comic books by Jhonen Vasquez, "Jhonny the Homicial Maniac" and "Squee!" Squee's real name is Todd Casil. He earned his nickname by the squealing sound he makes whenever he is frightened. Squee's parents hate him. His mom rarely remembers who he is, and his dad says that he ruined his life. They view him as a mistake. Sometimes they watch the tape of his birth in reverse, and they never do anything kind for him. Squee gets constantly made fun of in school. Sometimes the other boys and girls laugh at the stories he writes, even though some of them can't even read. His teacher is very cruel, too. Barely anyone is kind to him. However, Squee doesn't wish any bad on anyone, and thinks that his parents aren't bad people. Squee does have a few companions. One of them is his teddy bear, Shmee, who doesn't always give the best advice. Another one is Johnny (Nny for short). Nny is a homicidal maniac, and Squee thinks that he's kind of scary. Nny isn't mean to Squee, though. One time, he even saved him from a mall pedofile. Finally, there's Pepito, the Devil's son. Squee is also scared of Pepito. Oh, and there was Andy. Andy was Squee's friend until he was eaten by a dog one day. Not too much is known about him, though. I highly reccomend "Squee!" and other books by Jhonen Vasquez. If you're anything like me, you'll love them.
2. A squealing sound. Can be either happy or scared (in Squee's case, it's scared.)
3. A creature in a game called Myst III. (I don't know much about this kind of squee. I've seen pictures of them, before. They look kind of rodentish.)

1. "But... but daddy!! He's crazy like some kind of crazy thing that's all crazy!!" -Squee
2. "Squeeeee! Can you believe it? I won!" -someone who just won a contest and feels overjoyed
3. "I bought a squee plushie over the internet. They look so cute and cuddly!" -someone who bought a plushie of the rodentlike creature in Myst III

by Dib's Sister Gaz April 5, 2005

Squeef

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

Squeed

when a fangirl/fanboy gets so excited about a choosen fandom, character or celebrity that they almost orgasm.

Did you see that picture of Nathan Fillion? I think I just squeed a little.

by senoramuertos March 16, 2014

squeegie kid

punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.

I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.

keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009

take a squeege

In reference to urination.

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003