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spring weekend

UConn's biggest party weekend that takes place every Spring semester.

Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.

Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.

Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.
kid on cell phone: HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I'M AT UCONN, IT'S SPRING WEEKEND.
by CTjeff April 3, 2008
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Springfield Missouri

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
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Sprankton

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1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprankton
n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
by Garland Yates December 29, 2006
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Springer

A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).

Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):

Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.

Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.

Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.

Mark Springer - British composer and actor.

Mike Springer - American professional golfer.

Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.

Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.

Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.

T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.

Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(


As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"

Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."

Person - "What?"

Me - "Nothing."
by GenuineSpringer April 4, 2009
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sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
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that's some jerry springer shit

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013
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