Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008

Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.

John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem

by Mc.Awesome September 14, 2009

spermaccino

to ejaculate in someones mouth

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino

by Shanelovr February 26, 2010

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

Spembloid

Originating in the North East of England, in the town of Darlington. Spembloid is a word that can fill a void / replace an existing word when the person using it wants to be either offensive or vague. Variations of the word can also be used to add more specificity, such as 'Spembulite' - usually referring to a minor 'Spembule'. Often when referring to technology one would use the term ' Spemblatronic'.

Get out of bed now you spembloid. - Look at her sat in the chair like a little spembulite.

by TwistedWordBag August 26, 2013

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015