splunky

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

Slunking

The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.

He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.

by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

by Big Chimper June 30, 2003

Splinkton

"Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.

If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.

If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.

If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.

For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."

Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.

Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.

by Splinker August 27, 2011

De-spunk

After male ejaculation

A man is more relaxed after he has been de-spunked

by Derek dickface March 19, 2019