Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain
Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.
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Sploog Nougat

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)
Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
by BruhGator June 09, 2020
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splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.
Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.
by Rbomb04 June 17, 2014
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Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
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splooge cicle

the art of ejaculating on your partners
eyes and watching it run down their face.
last night I dropped a major splooge cicle on my girls eyes. She totally diggs the hot facial.
by streetwhiz April 06, 2009
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Splooge Bucket

Mop bucket used at the end of every film in adult rated movie theaters. Used to soak up the man juice on the theater floor, back of seats, etc. Was in wide use before the advent of the vhs, dvd and now the internet. Splooge Bucket mop operators were held in low esteem, and were often ridiculed. The mop operator's uniform commonly employed the use of rubber boots, rain coats and eye protection.
Cedrick, movie's over. Get on your foul weather gear and send in the splooge bucket
by xxxmoonshinexxx February 20, 2011
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luvs to splooge

A fictional World of Warcraft account used by Stan in the South Park episode: Make Love, Not Warcraft.
"We are looking for a great Knight, by the name of Luvs to Splooge."
by DJ Red Barron June 23, 2008
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