Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball

by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018

trump speedball

A cocktail of bleach mixed with a disinfectant

I tried the "trump Speedball" it left me feeling dirty

by Secrect Destroyer May 4, 2020

Speedball

An IV injection of Crack cocaine and heroin. Sometimes just normal cocaine and heroin.

I'ma cook me up a speedball.

by Harribooo February 4, 2021

Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022

drunken hippie speedball

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.

By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.

by HighB49 December 22, 2013

Yemeni Speedball

A combination of khat and opium.

I sat with the Village Elders and did a Yemeni Speedball. It was intense.

by Sman1010 August 30, 2025