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yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.
Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"
by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015
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olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.
damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.
by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
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comment section

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé October 20, 2015
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special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock
by Ed November 12, 2003
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ghetto special

Deficate into a "hoodrats" mouth, and then recieve oral sex from the same "hoodrat" while she still has the fecal matter in her mouth, acting as a lubricant.
"Yo Darnell, you know that hoodrat Monique,i gave her a ghetto special last night"
by habalijomo April 17, 2008
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joey special

It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.
"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"
by Alberto Velazquez March 9, 2007
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Spectre

An agent of the Citadel office of Special Tactics and Reconnaissance. Although based on the Salarian Special Tactics Group, Spectres are expected to rely on their own resources, rather than being constantly funded by a governing body. However, they usually operate outside the bounds of galactic law.

Rather than being trained, the Citadel Council selects notable soldiers who have proven themselves capable of the strenuous responsibilities of upholding galactic law. Some agents are sympathetic peacekeepers who resolve issues with minimal bloodshed, while others are cold-blooded killers who eliminate problem individuals.
Asari Councilor: Commander Shepard - step forward.

Asari Councilor: It is the decision of the Council that you be granted all the powers and privileges of the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance branch of the Citadel.

Salarian Councilor: Spectres are not trained, but chosen. Individuals forged in the fire of service and battle; those whose actions elevate them above the rank and file.

Asari Councilor: Spectres are an ideal, a symbol. The embodiment of courage, determination, and self-reliance. They are the right-hand of the Council, instruments of our will.

Turian Councilor: Spectres bear a great burden. They are protectors of galactic peace, both our first and last line of defense. The safety of the galaxy is theirs to uphold.

Asari Councilor: You are the first human Spectre, Commander. This is a great accomplishment for you and your entire species.
by Flash Dude April 27, 2011
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