Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

spa-francorchamps

The best circuit in HISTORY (altough it caused a lot of fatal accidentes its still the best)

Random: wanna see F1?
Me: Sure, what GP is it?
Random: The belgium GP.
Me: *left all the activites i have to do to watch the belgium GP (aka Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps)*

by NCN_Off July 11, 2023

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 13, 2020

Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.

let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!

by Glamlife Nails September 20, 2016

Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events

“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”

by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021

Spa

Spa, Betaalpas

Het woord spa is straat taal voor betaalpas. Wanneer iemand vraagt: Breng je spa
Bedoelen ze breng je pasje.

De bedoeling hiervan is dat ze je pasje en pincode willen zodat ze daarmee geld kunnen witwassen.

Negeer mensen die vragen om je Spa, Als iets fout gaat moet je een flinke boete betalen en degene die het hebben gedaan komen ermee weg zonder een enkel probleem

'Breng je Spa er valt veel te verdienen'

by kkrH0mo December 10, 2020

Spa Gook

an ethnic slur for an Asian Italian person

"look at that spa gook over there"

by Rebootfailed March 22, 2019