A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.
"I challenge you to soccer!"
by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020
Get the Soccermug. Americanisation at its finest
by ISB-021 July 23, 2020
Get the Soccermug. by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021
Get the soccermug. 
Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.
Me: Wanna play soccer today?
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?
Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!
Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?
Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!
Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **
by Fun crazy cat April 9, 2019
Get the Soccermug. by McTrix July 12, 2020
Get the Soccerermug. A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017
Get the Soccermug.