snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

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A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

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Snail porn

Accual printed pornographic magazines.

"Damn! My internet is down. I'm going to have to get some snail porn!"

by Nottius Maximus December 09, 2008

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snail track

Smearing vagina juice on the face of someone. The female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.

Jenna just snail tracked Jim in the face while he was sleeping. She also had a yeast infection! Damn, Jim just got owned.

by Ragnarokx September 12, 2008

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snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 05, 2004

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