shruti
someone who thinks they know the answer to everything and is in love with a guy with curly hair who is terrible at football
shruti by lanadelray12 January 27, 2024
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Scruticize
A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
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Scruticize
A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
Shrutika
Shrutika is that cute kind of girl
who talks nonstop when she’s happy
and gets mad instantly when someone close annoys her.
She acts funny without even knowing it,
laughs like a kid,
and cares like an old soul.
She’s sweet…
but moody.
Loving…
but stubborn.
Soft…
but dramatic in the cutest way possible.
Her curled eyelashes, her little tantrums,
and her unfiltered reactions
everything makes her “her.”
She is Shrutika.
Beautiful, chaotic, adorable…
and perfectly imperfect in the most lovable way
who talks nonstop when she’s happy
and gets mad instantly when someone close annoys her.
She acts funny without even knowing it,
laughs like a kid,
and cares like an old soul.
She’s sweet…
but moody.
Loving…
but stubborn.
Soft…
but dramatic in the cutest way possible.
Her curled eyelashes, her little tantrums,
and her unfiltered reactions
everything makes her “her.”
She is Shrutika.
Beautiful, chaotic, adorable…
and perfectly imperfect in the most lovable way
Shrutika is love.
Shrutika by IM_Harshal November 30, 2025
Srabontika Sruti
She is the best woman anyone can have in their life. She will stay beside you whenever you want her to, she will do everything to keep you happy, she will laugh with you in your happiest moments, and she will be your shoulder to cry on the darkest moments of your life. She will never be your barrier to anything, instead she will be the gateway to all your dreams, she will help you achieve all your goals and dreams. She will help you grow both from inside and outside, she will help you become emotionally capable. She will always be the peace of your mind. Besides, She's also the most amazing-looking woman out there. She's all in one, she's beautiful, she's cute, and one of the hottest.
But you can't get all this goodness without efforts and sacrifices. She's very fragile and already has faced a lot in her small life. You gotta be careful, with enough effort and trying you can reach her, And trust me once you do, your life will be so much better it's like day and night difference.
But you can't get all this goodness without efforts and sacrifices. She's very fragile and already has faced a lot in her small life. You gotta be careful, with enough effort and trying you can reach her, And trust me once you do, your life will be so much better it's like day and night difference.
- Hey, isn't Srabontika Sruti your Girlfriend?
- Oh yeah, she is.
- Dude, you gotta be the luckiest person ever.
- Yeah, she might've been hard to reach but she is worth more than all my efforts and hard works! I Love her so much dude.
- Oh yeah, she is.
- Dude, you gotta be the luckiest person ever.
- Yeah, she might've been hard to reach but she is worth more than all my efforts and hard works! I Love her so much dude.
Srabontika Sruti by SSNotSoCreative June 8, 2021