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Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
by EasyE August 27, 2022
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Pussy slurpy

Pussy slurpy Soaking your girlfriends underwear and workout pants in milk after a working out Then squeeze it out
I drank a pussy slurpy from my girlfiend today
by Opendoor1 August 29, 2022
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Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.
I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.
by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022
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The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
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Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
by EasyE August 27, 2022
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Slurpy

guys slurpy is being a bitch again
by Sl3rp December 14, 2021
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slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.
When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
by Mooman123 August 4, 2017
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