gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010

bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Schoolboy Snatcher

A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:

-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence

wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"

Husband: "I hope this is legal"

by fannyflap November 5, 2008