silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025

Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022

silicone rodeo

When a person with a vagina engages in masturbation atop a silicone dong. Suction cup and flat surface preferred, but not required.

I'm so tired. I spent all night at the silicone rodeo.

by X52495the2nd June 12, 2018

Silicon Slopes

A professional term for the tech scene circle circle jerk in the greater Salt Lake City and Provo Utah area.

Dude, the tech scene in the silicon slopes is really blowing up, brah. Adobe built a regional office here!

by Mr Locke July 16, 2019

Silicone

That's what you call someone who is extremely silly and funny.

Bro, your cat is such a silicone.

by Deluxey December 2, 2024

Silicon valley

Penile inversion technique used in vaginoplasty.

When a man undergoes genital surgery creating a valley where his penis once was.

E.g. usage:

Person 1: Hey I heard X's voice has deepened significantly
Person 2: Yeah they said they're visiting Silicon Valley soon too

by PseudonymABC December 8, 2020