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Softbank Hawks

The greatest baseball team that Japan has ever seen.
Softbank Hawks = Kyushu's team
Softbank Hawks = The only greatest team in the world
by KRHimself November 9, 2005
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swiftboat

the act of exposing something true, but unpleasant or politically inconvenient about a progressive.

refers to the swiftboat veterans for truth. when john kerry attempted to capitalize on his brief service in vietnam, a group comprised of all but a handful of veterans who served in the same combat area of operations and mos came forward to underline what a bullshitter kerry was. among other things, they demonstrated that kerry didn't earn his combat medals, lied about christmas in cambodia, and seemingly only enlisted so he could turn directly around and participate in an effort to brand all veterans as war criminals.

the term has since been turned into a generic pejorative for any revelation about a public progressive which progressives can't dismiss on a factual basis. the idea is to name the "crime" of telling the truth about progressives on the same axiomatic level as "theft" or "rape". progressives are implicit totalitarians who don't like having their authority challenged.
"now they're trying to swiftboat bernie ward by publishing the chat transcript in which he talked about having his daughter blow his son in front of him."
by juuuummmmyyyy October 15, 2009
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softball stamp

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
by skippyt May 22, 2008
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SIITB

Don't forget to SIITB.
by Gotaholen1 June 23, 2009
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SitBacker

A very distinct type of individual who tends to sit far back on the toilet seat when shitting, often times leaving fecal crumbs on the back of the toilet seat. The SitBacker signature is characterized by a V shaped doo doo crumb pattern, produced by the combination of the squashing of ass cheeks on the toilet seat, and the ass crack.
Damn that SitBacker!! There's shit on the seat, and its the only stall open!!!FUUUCCCCKKKK!
by beachgoer716 November 5, 2009
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Sift

Canadian slang:

To move from one place to another.
"This place is boring, eh. Let's sift out of here"
"I'm just gonna sift to my room real quick"
by beanercamina October 19, 2015
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Softball

A sport where girls can show they belong and that they can fight you go girl run these bases
Wow softball is so cool
by Dotanator January 14, 2017
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